1. Mints - Okay I know a lot of you are like 'what?!?' But I really hate mint things! Firstly I hate the smell secondly anything minty gives me a headache, but most of all why do you want to spend money on dried up toothpaste?!?
2. The Jeramy Kyle Show - no one take this show seriously people either watch it because they find it funny or because it makes them feel better about their own lives. Also anyone who goes on this show has 'forgotten like how to like say a sentence properly cuz that's like sick'. I'm sorry but when they leave they should be given a dictionary! And a bath!
3. People who chew gum really loudly - Okay we're in an exam I'm trying to concentrate when I here this awful noise! You sound like a troll! It's the worst noise ever and to be honest is really rude, no one want to listen to you when your doing that!
4. Hypocrites - I know that no one likes hypocrites: but either complain about something and don't do it or do it and don't complain and wast my time!
5. The ocean - It's not that I don't like the ocean per say, it's more that you don't know what out there and when your swimming and you get court in some seaweed the first thing anyone thinks is 'something's got me! I'm going to die!' Don't pretend like you don't do that I know you do! Or when you cut your foot on a rock it really hurts! It could have been a shark you know!
6. People who look down on you - I know there are always people in life who think they're ten times better than you even though there not! We had no English teacher the other day and we were all stood out in the hallway, on the stairs, ect. and one of the boys who is considered 'popular' came and stood with our group of friends (he is one of the only people who is considered 'popular' that is actually nice and you can have a conversation with). But it was when all the other 'popular' lot come and are like "what are you doing with them?" I'm not even kidding that's what they said. I'm sorry but I'm a human being not a piece of dirt on your shoe! I hate people like that - they expect you to treat them like royalty, er no thank you!
7. Duck Face - I'm sorry but what is wrong with smiling in a photo? Why do so many people insist on pulling stupid faces for photos, it doesn't even look nice!
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| This is what they think they look like... |
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| This is what they really look like! |
8. Chickens - Now this may sound strange but I have a phobia of chickens: they really scare me! They could peck you alive!!!! (It is a real phobia its called Alektorophobia)
9. Dub-step - What even is dub-step!! It's just noise I don't know how anyone could call it music!
10. ET - I know the film ET is a beloved childhood memory for a lot of people but having only watched for the first time at Christmas all I could think about is 'how did he get up those stairs so fast, I mean it was faster than he can walk. He has no knees how can he do it. His legs are so short, what is happening! Now he's carrying thing up the stairs? REALLY?' This film confuses me so much!!
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Don't I look so beautiful in that photo
ReplyDeleteOMG its english all over again... aww he is a sweetie. I can't stand that its like i have known him since i was two don't look down on me he can be my friend
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