Saturday, 9 March 2013

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

Now I know I haven't posted a blog in over a week, ooops, but it's not my fault!

I have been ill. Bummer!

My dad was ill the week before and then I got it this week. I have felt awful all week, so I've been sleeping and sleeping and some more sleeping.

But I now have a plan: whenever I get time I will write future blogs and save them as drafts! Then if I'm all I can simply upload then with one click. Yay!

Thursday, 28 February 2013

WHY CAN'T I EAT IT? IT SMELLS SO GOOD

For Christmas I got a tub of Palmer's Cocoa Butter Formula and it is a life saver!

I have the world's driest skin, in summer it gets dried out because of the sun and in winter it gets dried out by the radiators, so basically all year round I look like a snake because my skin cracks when its dry. So when I got this I could be happy again! 

This stuff works so well I only have to use it two times a week at the most (and my skin is really bad). It really does do what it says on the packet! I really love this but the only thing that annoys me is that it does take quite along time to sink in, so you do feel a bit 'sticky' for a while, but it's worth it.

One of my favorite things is that it smells so nice, it smells like chocolate nom! But I wouldn't recommend eating this. 


         What it says on the tub:
  • It has vitamin E
  • Softens and relieves rough, dry skin 
  • Smooths marks and scabs 
  • Palmer's is against animal testing (yay)
  • Use after tanning for a longer lasting tan
  • Ideal for deep moisturizing
  • Good for stretch marks during and after pregnancy

So yeah that's what they say, I haven't tested all those thing out (because I'm not pregnant and we have no sun in England at this time of year) but I believe them because it works pretty dam well.

  
uk.palmers.com for there home page 


Wednesday, 27 February 2013

TEN THINGS I LOVE

If you couldn't work it out from the title... these are the ten things I love!

1. Blogging - since I have started doing this I just can't stop, now I'm almost on 100 views after about a week, it makes me feel loved! ♥

2. When people think things at the same time - I find this so funny when two (or more) people say the same thing at the same time by coincidence. I am in your mind, hehehe!

3. When someone complements you - I know this is such a little thing but it really does make you feel good about yourself. Happiness ☺

4. When you achieve something in PE - the other day I got the three best people in my class out in dodge ball in one game! I am the queen of llamas!

5. Funny pictures in textbooks - the first thing I do when I'm given a textbook at school is look for a funny picture and what i have learned from these pictures is that: goats like to walk in circles  llamas are the queens of the world, German people walk their rabbits on leads and if you are a bus drivers pull derp faces at camera men.

6. Llamas - they are the queens of life, the world and the universe!

7. Cover teachers - you hardly ever have to do work! Life is good for this hour!

8. When you successfully skip the lunch queue - at are school its like mission impossible to skip any queue. There are really scary people who are watching all the time but we have fond a way to not have to stand around outside for all of lunch so that by the time you have food you can't eat it. (most schools get a hour or close to an hours lunch, we get 30 minuets)!

9. Going on holiday with friends - I have already done this about three times before and its soooo fun! You never run out of things to do and the time just fly's by.
 And in a month me and two of my closets friends are going on holiday together and we cannot wait!!!!

10. People who don't care - I love anyone who has enough confidence to just not care what other people think about them. I have to tell you being one of these people is so much more fun, you can actually enjoy life. 
So if your not one of these people give it a try... ☺

I'm very easily amused... 


 

TEN THINGS I HATE

If you haven guessed from the title these are the ten things that I hate or annoy me the most:

1. Mints - Okay I know a lot of you are like 'what?!?' But I really hate mint things! Firstly I hate the smell secondly anything minty gives me a headache, but most of all why do you want to spend money on dried up toothpaste?!?

2. The Jeramy Kyle Show - no one take this show seriously people either watch it because they find it funny or because it makes them feel better about their own lives. Also anyone who goes on this show has 'forgotten like how to like say a sentence properly cuz that's like sick'. I'm sorry but when they leave they should be given a dictionary! And a bath!

3. People who chew gum really loudly - Okay we're in an exam I'm trying to concentrate when I here this awful noise! You sound like a troll! It's the worst noise ever and to be honest is really rude, no one want to listen to you when your doing that!

4. Hypocrites - I know that no one likes hypocrites: but either complain about something and don't do it or do it and don't complain and wast my time!

5. The ocean - It's not that I don't like the ocean per say, it's more that you don't know what out there and when your swimming and you get court in some seaweed the first thing anyone thinks is 'something's got me! I'm going to die!' Don't pretend like you don't do that I know you do! Or when you cut your foot on a rock it really hurts! It could have been a shark you know!

6. People who look down on you - I know there are always people in life who think they're ten times better than you even though there not! We had no English teacher the other day and we were all stood out in the hallway, on the stairs, ect. and one of the boys who is considered 'popular' came and stood with our group of friends (he is one of the only people who is considered 'popular' that is actually nice and you can have a conversation with). But it was when all the other 'popular' lot come and are like "what are you doing with them?" I'm not even kidding that's what they said. I'm sorry but I'm a human being not a piece of dirt on your shoe! I hate people like that - they expect you to treat them like royalty, er no thank you!

7. Duck Face - I'm sorry but what is wrong with smiling in a photo? Why do so many people insist on pulling stupid faces for photos, it doesn't even look nice! 


This is what they think they look like...
This is what they really look like!

8. Chickens - Now this may sound strange but I have a phobia of chickens: they really scare me! They could peck you alive!!!! (It is a real phobia its called Alektorophobia)

9. Dub-step - What even is dub-step!! It's just noise I don't know how anyone could call it music! 

10. ET - I know the film ET is a beloved childhood memory for a lot of people but having only watched for the first time at Christmas all I could think about is 'how did he get up those stairs so fast, I mean it was faster than he can walk. He has no knees how can he do it. His legs are so short, what is happening! Now he's carrying thing up the stairs? REALLY?' This film confuses me so much!!